Tune:
Flintstones Theme
Song:
Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Tucson,
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.