Tune:
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Song:
Whip it out at the ball game,
Wave it round at the crowd,
Dip it in peanuts and Crackerjack,
I don’t care if you give it a whack,
Because it’s –
Beat your meat at the ball game,
If you don’t cum it’s a shame,
‘Cause it’s one, two,
You’re covered in goo,
At the old ball game!
Actions: After the line “You’re covered in goo,” make the motion of throwing the ejaculate in a nearby hasher’s face.