Song:
Today is Monday,
Monday is a wanking day.
CHORUS:
Leader: Is everybody Happi?
All: You bet your ass we are!
Da da dut da da, da da dut da da
Today is Tuesday,
Tuesday is a two finger day.
Today is Wednesday,
Wednesday is a hummmmer day,
Today is Thursday,
Thursday is a drinking day,
Today is Friday,
Friday is a fucking day,
Today is Saturday,
Saturday is a hashing day,
Today is Sunday,
Sunday is a day or rest.