My Favorite Things

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Sound of Music - My Favorite Things
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Blow jobs and rubbing and intimate touching
Pussies and Fucking followed by more sucking
Handcuffs and dildos; girls tied up in string
These are a few of my favorite things!
When condoms break
When my girl's late
When I itch from crabs
I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad!